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full name Who could say?
alias Maura
age Looks late-20s
d o b Bronze Age
zodiac Seems like Aquarius
pronouns she/her (these days)
hometown Somewhere on the Isle of Ériu (that's Ireland, y'all)
species Cambion Sorceress
department/job Action / Spellcaster
connections [personal profile] humiliatingly, her familiar.
MAURA
Maura is your friendly neighborhood wizard-type, showing up to the function with pipe weed, impossibly delicious candies, the worst news you've ever heard in your life, and (seemingly!) even worse advice. But just trust her. She's been around since the Bronze Age and she really does know what she's doing.
personality
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brave . curious . wise (really!) . altruistic . inspiring 🙂
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impulsive . well-meaning . impartial . money motivated. more special than you 🙂
heedless . meddlesome . bit snarky . headstrong . never wrong 🙂
appearance
Permanently disheveled/winded. Fond of a cozy knit. Glasses optional. Highly expressive and does not attempt to keep her emotions and opinions from showing on her face. Carries around a large rowan wood staff.
height 5'5"
build slight
eyes grey
hair blonde
abilities
species-related abilities
Just about anything she puts her mind to! Spellcasting, shape shifting, apparent infinite longevity, vague vibey precognition. EXTREME overuse of her magic will exhaust her to the point of fainting. Otherwise vulnerable to all normal mortal perils. A bad case of food poisoning or a cheeky stab wound could take her out just like any ol' human.
bonus ability
No Needs: Maura was given enchanted glasses during onboarding which dampen pesky bodily needs. Good for concentrating! When she is wearing them, she does not experience hunger, thirst, want, or the need for sleep.
mundane abilities
Playing the tin whistle, slight of hand tricks, puzzles of all sorts, trivia games, surviving explosions.
background
🍀 Maura isn't sure exactly where she came from. She was raised by a human woman but that was so very long ago and, at the time, she hadn't thought it important to ask too many questions. Her best guess is that she is a demigod but she'll answer to witch, wizard, sorceress, or any other moniker for a magic user that's spoken with good intent.

🍀 Although she arrived on the scene with innate magical abilities, she did have to study to hone her sorcery. Maura spent her "youth" under the tutelage of all sorts of magical beings, notably: Silas the Soothsayer (RIP), the Children of Lir, Koschei (good times), the spirit of the River Boyne, the three Morrigna (actually just two, one of them was busy), and Hozier. Through her studies, she became something of a jack of all trades and is familiar with most forms of magic, although she most naturally gravitates toward Communion with Nature. In the earliest days of civilization, Maura spent most of her time counseling humans and various magical creatures with mixed success.

🍀 There was a lot of wandering involved.

🍀 Being an immortal, genius, godlike sorceress can get a bit lonely, but Maura has had her familiar, Bob, for oh ... some number of thousands of years and so life hasn't been too bad lately. Maura and Bob have gotten into more than their fair share of hijinks over the years—organizing a labor strike against Rameses III, popularizing the one-shouldered exomis tunic look, unsinking and resinking Atlantis—but mostly they live a fairly quiet, normal life these days.

🍀 Maura is at the Adventure Society to continue to learn and, y'know, just get out of the house a little.
miscellaneous trivia
🍀 Claims (correctly!) that the whole concept of confessional—and thus the backbone of Catholicism—is based on her personal mantra: "Haha whoops!" The first step on the road to absolution is admitting you did a whoops, after all.

🍀 Feels very strongly that if Merlin had just minded his own business, the British monarchy would have collapsed a long time ago and left the world a much better place.
player Colleen (she/her)
pb Lucy Boynton
contact Discord
timezone PST

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